Would you survive a day as a Hogwarts professor?

Do you have a career at Hogwarts? Find out with this quiz.

1 / 10

The portraits in your classroom start gossiping about your personal life. You...

Gossip right back at them.

Charm them to sing your praises.

Try to climb into one and argue.

Resign in shame.

2 / 10

Students start throwing dungbombs mid-lesson. You...

Levitate them all outside the classroom.

Hide under your desk.

Tell them you approve of their innovation.

Yell “10 points to chaos!”

3 / 10

You must give a lecture on wand safety, but realize you left your wand in the loo. What now?

Wing it with interpretive dance.

Cast a summoning charm in front of the class like a pro.

Ask the class to pretend it's wandless magic day.

Break into a monologue about Dumbledore’s youth.

4 / 10

A student brings a Niffler to class and it vanishes your wand. You...

Bribe it with galleons.

Panic and start yelling in Latin.

Borrow a student’s wand and “accidentally” hex the Niffler.

Accept your wandless fate.

5 / 10

Dobby appears in your classroom. What’s your reaction?

Welcome him, but ask if he brought tea.

Offer him a sock on the spot.

Trip over him in confusion.

Ask him to teach the class instead.

6 / 10

One of your students claims they “saw Voldemort in the hallway.” Your move?

Say “same” and carry on.

Alert staff and secure the area.

Ask what Voldemort was wearing.

Blame it on expired Polyjuice.

7 / 10

A cursed quill is writing rude things about your fashion sense. What do you do?

Duel the quill.

Charm it to write compliments instead.

Burn it with Fiendfyre.

Break down emotionally in front of your class.

8 / 10

You hear a mysterious explosion from the dungeons. You...

Send a first-year to investigate.

Wait to see if anyone screams.

Grab your wand and check it out (again).

Pretend it’s thunder and keep drinking your tea.

9 / 10

Peeves floods your classroom with ink. What’s your response?

Scream “I resign!” and walk out.

Cast a cleansing charm and prank him back later.

Tell the Headmaster it’s your new “immersive teaching technique.”

Cry in the broom cupboard.

10 / 10

A student accidentally turns their partner into a toad. You...

Tell them it’s a great start to Transfiguration.

Panic and throw the syllabus at the toad.

Calmly reverse the spell and assign 5 points to Gryffindor.

Join in and ask the toad a riddle.